Mitt Romney

Man, this almost makes me like Romney.

Via WFMU.

the Goddamn Batman.

I found this via google image search.


On myconfinedspace.com

If this Vans a rocking, its my wife being drilled by a guy named Ricky

Via BoingBoing.

The Dark Knight 1966 Style

Via YesButNoButYes.

Wow.

Just when you thought old internet memes couldn't get any better:

Via YesButNoButYes.

Meth Minute 39

I just discovered Meth Minute 39 today. Only 6 episodes in too. Oh, and its funny.



Via YesButNoButYes.

Get the hell out of our store, please!

I always have to hunt for this when I want it, so I'm putting it here. I can never find it on YouTube, but Google Video previals!

Maybe Spiderman likes anal.

"spiderman watch" = "mmmm nice 'I love cock!!" ?.

Its stuff like this that makes me love the Register.

Tiki

Apparently Tiki culture leads you to the Devil.


That makes total sense. I mean, I worship every piece of art I like.


I'm SO glad I got rid of my Hawaiian shirts years ago.

Via Boing Boing.

Its not actually this easy, folks.

Way to go, Riker

And this is why you shouldn't sit on computers:

Science!

I was walking around Old Town Lansing today, and I couldn't pass up this photo op. I have no idea what was behind that door, either. I couldn't see in the door, and the place wasnt open.

Super-Size Me (With Whiskey!)

Sheer hilarity.

LOL

But Ronnie? Ronnie the Bear? He could give a fuck.

So I have the first Harry Potter movie coming next in my NetFlix queue for one reason and one reason only. Wizard People, Dear Reader. Its on Illegal Art, which is the same label that put out the most recent Girl Talk (yes, he's done more than just Night Ripper) record.

WPDR is a spoken word project, meant to be played along with Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. The author/reader, Brad Neely, spends most of the movie telling you what's happening, like a book on tape gone horribly wrong. Harry is "Ol' HP", Snape is "Snake" (and also a she), Ron is "Ronnie the Bear", Dumbledore is "Dumbledore the Half-Dead", and Hagrid is "Hagar the Horrible". Needless to say, he gets a lot of plot points wrong too, but you're too busy laughing to care.

Point in case:

I'm totally having people over to watch it sometime soon. Needless to say, there will be beer and Wizard People, Dear Readers!

I know how I'm saving the planet...

Only a British Scientist would suggest something like this. Want to reduce CO2 emissions? Simply breathe less.

[quote]
"If we merely cut out one breath in three, we could decrease the amount of CO2 entering the atmosphere each year by a staggering 0.63 gigatonnes. That's the same effect as saving five million acres of land (an area the size of Wales) from deforestation."
[/quote]

What do you suppose this man looks like?

Yeah, that's him on the right. And I have a new hero.
Via the Register.

Thomas H. Cruise...

Tom Cruise is Jesus?

I guess if you're descended from aliens, you've found your savior. And with a fashion sense like that, what more can you ask for?

The Mechanical Man

If you've not read Beware of the Blog, I highly reccomend that you do so. They have a 365 Days Project that's pretty sweet. Basically, an mp3 a day for a year. And that's where I discovered The Mechanical Man. (LINK REMOVED)

I really can't quite get over this song.

Check out the lyrics:


I'm the mechanical man.
I was build in a factory.
My serial number is 084567123.

I'm designed in the USA,
And manufactured in Japan.
Does anybody here know a robot girl who wants to meet a mechanical man?

I was made out of stainless steel;
Protect my frame from rust.
There's a vacuum cleaner built into my chest that automatically picks up dust.

I am 5 foot 8 inch tall,
And as strong as a moving van.
Does anybody here know a robot girl who wants to meet a mechanical man?

I can fix an automobile.
I can put up a Christmas tree.
I can milk a cow, I can mow a lawn, I can pour you a cup of tea.

But I'm looking for someone,
Who could help me to charge my coil,
And fill me up with batteries and feed me my daily oil.

I would not care at all,
If she looked like a garbage can.
Does anybody here know a robot girl who wants to meet a mechanical man?

Via Beware of the Blog.

Paula Abdul

Is she drunk? Dave thinks she might be receiving cunnilingus below the level of the camera. I figure that might explain the gyrations and lack of focus, but it doesn't account for the slurred speach. Unless I've been doing something wrong all this time.

Via Stereogum.

Snorting Fire

This is not, as they claim "awesome". Yet I can't look away...

Source.